The Infamous Darth J Freebie Thread (NSFW)



  • This was no ordinary dentist but a specialised surgeon whom takes care of the "major" jobs. Not an amateur either according to his website : years of experience in large hospitals, won a scientific prize, etc. He works with almost military "surgical precision" (pun intended), Gets in, does the job, gets out. A one man and his assistant SWAT/SEAL/SAS team.
    But he's just not that kind of caring doctor who will ask you if it hurts and eventually will try to minimize the agony.
    Though it seems as even his collegues do not really appreciate him as his tiny office annex operating room is located in a secluded part of the hospital. Even the morgue is easier to find.
    A Nobel Prize (at least) for the scientist who discovers painless dentistry !



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  • Which sneaky backstabber hid that last render ? The whole blinking thread is already branded NSFW with half the content being unhidden PG13. No need to add another layer. What an utterly useless move.
    well, if you kill the render, you kill the story. And you kill the freebie.
    I've got better things to do anyway, like suffering from my visit to dentist.


  • Poser Team

    That would be me, please use the tag.



  • @ DarthJ,

    please don't go mad over such tiny nuissances like having to click on the "click to show" spoiler:

    To those to whom your work matters, it won't matter.

    To those to whom your art is of no intereast , it wouldn't matter anyway - they'd just scroll past it.

    Now I'm one of those to whom it matters.

    Not because I use any of the figures you keep creating for: I don't use them at all.

    BUT I always like to come back to your thread to see new posts by you.
    Not only do they make a fine display of your craftmanship (which they really do!)

    What I really enjoy is your way of posting:
    Always tongue-in cheek, and you really have a talent to build a witty story around your shares.
    That's a gift that very few people have. I wish I had too.

    I've downloaded each single one of your props at ShareCG, and I really enjoyed all of them.
    Back in the 1980's I was posted to the "GDR" and I can definitively confirm that your houses and props are very close to reality! (though - a slight wish for improvement - the textures need to be brought up to today's standards)

    But in the end, no matter what you create, I have been a long term fan of your way of presenting your latest work, and I'll certainly continue to follow your threads.

    I can judge the huge amount of work you put into this, and I pity the tiny amount of praise you get from this.
    You really deserve better!

    So the question is:
    Why didn't "Mr Karina" add a comment in the past?
    Simple: I wasn't registered here until today.

    DarthJ, please keep up your great work, and most of all keep that great witty style of presenting your work to us!

    I absolutely love your sense of humour!

    Karina



  • @karina yeah, but unfotunately, I'm going to have to stop reading his posts or I'm going to get fired.



  • @eclark1849

    The solution is obvious, find another job.



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  • @DarthJ

    @DarthJ said in The Infamous Darth J Freebie Thread (NSFW):

    @eclark1849

    The solution is obvious, find another job.

    Yeah, that's not gonna happen. I'll miss your wit though.



  • My renders read as a sort of loosely connected graphic novel and have you ever seen a graphic novel covered by tags ? So, since they are pleased with tags above the render only and revoked the reason for my (and many others) departure I will be back at my "old place". Maybe even release some freebies if I can solve a few minor problems first :

    https://www.renderosity.com/mod/forumpro/?thread_id=2817948&page=14&page_number=15

    Since big events are going to take place in September it's too late for further summer poses. If you check that tagged NSFW render : you got one set, a second one was nearly finished, the third one was WIP and the fourth one - a rather odd choice - was under consideration because she bends well. I'll let you guess which improved figure this is.

    Maybe they'll be back for next summer (without mentioning a year).
    Please send your hatemail to the culprit who interrupted my workflow.


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